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November 10, 2013

Kim Kardashian Sparks Ridiculous Rumours of Illuminati Initiation

Kim Kardashian Illuminati

The most popular reality T.V star on the planet may be many things but a member of the illuminati certainly isn’t one of them. Kim Kardashian, who’s essentially rich & famous for releasing a sleazy sex tape and being Kanye West’s fiancee, sparked rumours of illuminati initiation amongst her millions of ill-informed fans recently with the tweet of a silly picture of herself and a friend appearing within an illuminati pyramid and all-seeing eye.

Following a flood of confrontational comments from furious followers calling the celebrity out for supposedly joining the secret society, the 33 year old responded with a message assuring everyone that she didn’t even know what the “illuminate” was, never mind being a member of it, explaining that the picture was merely the product of a new trendy collage app – well thank goodness for that!

We really would be in some serious trouble if those in the secret seats of power were allowing the likes of Kim Kardashian to join their ranks, yet I suppose this nonsense at least illustrates that a growing number of people are now coming to accept the idea that a secretive ‘elite’ may be running world, even if they are barking up the wrong VIP tree.

“What is the illuminate? A religion?… I’m a Christian. A cult?… not into that sorry!”


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