I know, I know, “the Kardashians” – who gives a sh*t, right? Well, millions of people all over the world unfortunately and so when this mass idolised family release their 2013 family Christmas card complete with obvious illuminati symbolism, it’s probably worth taking a closer look at.
The ‘card’, which was revealed on a ‘special’ episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians on Sunday night, was shot by esteemed fashion photographer David Lachapelle and is probably one of the most un-Christmassy Christmas cards you’ve ever had the displeasure of laying eyes upon.
Rather than featuring conventional Christmas festivities, the panoramic photograph has been used to paint a clear picture of the Addams family and the sinister controlling forces behind them and the entertainment industry today.
This cringeworthy illuminati-themed ‘Christmas’ card, which tells us everything we need to know about these soul-selling, puppets of the entertainment industry, comes just days after Kim’s repeated public denials of claims she is a member of the secret society, following the tweet of a suspect picture of her and a friend appearing in an illuminati-looking pyramid.
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Kardashian Family.