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December 3, 2013

Shameless Illuminati Symbolism in 2013 Kardashian Family ‘Christmas’ Card

I know, I know, “the Kardashians” – who gives a sh*t, right? Well, millions of people all over the world unfortunately and so when this mass idolised family release their 2013 family Christmas card complete with obvious illuminati symbolism, it’s probably worth taking a closer look at.

The ‘card’, which was revealed on a ‘special’ episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians on Sunday night, was shot by esteemed fashion photographer David Lachapelle and is probably one of the most un-Christmassy Christmas cards you’ve ever had the displeasure of laying eyes upon.

Rather than featuring conventional Christmas festivities, the panoramic photograph has been used to paint a clear picture of the Addams family and the sinister controlling forces behind them and the entertainment industry today.


Kim Kardashian Illuminati

To the left of the panorama, a curvaceous Kim is shown standing alone without her baby, next to a dollar sign, illustrating exactly where her priorities in life lie.

Kendall & Kylie Jenner Illuminati

Younger sisters Kylie & Kendall stand at the centre of the piece, in front of two large illuminati pyramids, with 16 year old Kylie sporting a strange, vaginal looking headpiece, which perhaps hints at the future deification and sexualisation of the youngest female of the family.

Kardashian Family Illuminati

The rest of the rabble feature to the right of the image, with Mother Chris appearing goddess-like in a Pharaonic headdress, while discarded, used & abused husband Bruce is trapped in an empty glass tube.

This cringeworthy illuminati-themed ‘Christmas’ card, which tells us everything we need to know about these soul-selling, puppets of the entertainment industry, comes just days after Kim’s repeated public denials of claims she is a member of the secret society, following the tweet of a suspect picture of her and a friend appearing in an illuminati-looking pyramid.

They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Kardashian Family.


  1. Lambda

    The real illuminati are using these minions to divert attention towards the real matter. How could people take seriously the illuminati agenda and existence if the whole thing is related to the showbizz and celebrities? That’s they way the real illuminati are misleading public opinion

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