Illuminati and Tech

November 20, 2013

TSA Introduce Temporary Detention Pods at Airport Exits

The lovely people over at the TSA have been funding a new type of Orwellian “exit portal” that they soon hope to roll out across all major airport terminals nationwide. Currently installed at Syracuse Airport as part of a $60m makeover, the see-through human holders temporarily detain passengers while a “futuristic” voice tells them to wait like a lamb to the slaughter for a green light.

Predictably being promoted as an essential ‘security’ measure to help keep everyone safe from those terrible terrorists and crazed conspiracy theorist, assault rifle wielding lunatics, these abominations epitomise the totalitarian tiptoe and further illustrate how travellers are viewed merely as cattle by the plastic airport police.

We need to be vigilant and maintain high security protocol at all times. These portals were designed and approved by the TSA, which is important.





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